What’s “nappy-headed”?

The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America

(Inspired by this article)
MM: Mr. President, it’s an honor to have you as a guest on our little blog.
CLINTON: I know! What’s a blog?
MM: It’s a kind of website.
CLINTON: Oh, like the ones with all the naked ladies? I love those! Actually I’m a member of quite a few.
MM: I don’t doubt that for a […]

Friday, May 19th, will be a very important day for me. A few weeks ago I received a letter from the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS):
“If you are applying for citizenship for yourself, you will be tested on your knowledge of the government and history of the United States. You will also be tested on […]

Dear Mahmoud,
Thanks for taking the time to write your thoughtful letter. I appreciate you educating me about history, geography, democracy, military strategy, geopolitics, science, technology and eology, since these weren’t my favorite subjects in school.
I’d appreciate it if you would read my letter on TV to your 68 million citizens to help us both forge […]

You’ve probably heard that Neil Young is about to release his new album “Living with War”. On the Fox News Website I found the lyrics to one of his songs “Let’s impeach the President”. I took the liberty to come up with my own version of this song and I would like to introduce it […]

When I was a kid some of the most popular jokes were the “Mommie! Mommie!” jokes. Here is an example:
“Mommie! Mommie! Everybody at school is saying my feet are too big!”
“That’s ridiculous! Now go put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner.”
Funny, huh? Well, I liked them and this is my favorite one:
“Mommie! […]

It happened over there. So I guess I’m it.
Four jobs I’ve had in my life:
cab driver, blackjack dealer, stage hand, sign maker
Four movies I could (and do) watch over and over:
2001 - Space Odyssey - because I just don’t get it
Indiana Jones - all of them of course
Alien - all of them of course
Star Wars […]