Breaking News: Saddam Hussein is to write a children’s book to escape his execution!
This book will be distributed to Iraqi schools, some of Saddam’s attorneys told the Middle East correspondents of Misunderestimated Germans. They also disclosed a sample of themes:
Jihad isn’t cool!
What would Jesus do?
How I ever secretly loved the Kurds
Israel rulez!
God bless America!
Grandpa Saddam’s […]
Uncle Saddam isn’t happy at all. In addition to an “unjust trial” he’s forced to get through the day sleep-deprived, unshowered, dressed in unclean clothes and on a low nicotine level. The latter is a real toughie, as far as I’m concerned. So who can blame him for shouting out: “This is terrorism!” I certainly […]
Secretary of Defense Howard Dean, oops, I mean Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean made a stunning announcement:
US won’t win in Iraq.
Bummer! And I thought things were going well over there. I must have been a victim of the vast rightwing conspiracy. I really ought to be more careful when it comes to interpreting the news.
Dean’s […]
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