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A Danish TV station acquired the exclusive rights for an interview with the Islamic prophet Muhammed and his favorite wife Aisha. Look what happened:
“Sorry, but some blasphemous infidels cut off my …”
Btw: Don’t know if this language really is Danish, but for my German ears it sounds like

Have I ever told you how much I love the website of these crazy guys? They are hilarious!

Found at A Peoples Cube
In an unprecedented twist following the Iraqi elections, a newly formed Iraqi resistance group calling itself “Swords of Democracy” has demanded that all Western left-wing journalists and anti-war activists currently in Iraq must cease their activities, leave the country within 24 hours, and stop their incessant anti-American propaganda, or […]

I forgot to mention that I went to see King Kong last weekend. When the loooong movie was over, so was the weekend. But I liked it. (No, I did not cry!)
Now, I heard about a silly accusation that the movie has a racial undertone. I must have missed it, although, there is a scene […]

Last night during dinner my Little Rib (that’s what I call my better half) informed me nonsensitively: “Your legs are too short.”
I couldn’t get the fork out of my mouth fast enough. “Excuse me?”
“Your legs are too short.”
“What makes you think that?”
“I have eyes. I noticed it the first time I saw you.”
“Oh really? It […]

Due to several slightly concerning statements by the Iranian Head of State, the UN, pressured by the EU, demands a “constructive peace dialogue” between the Zionistic aggressor Israel and the peace-loving Mullahs. The first meeting takes place in Iran and Sharon flies to Teheran.
During the course of the dialogue he needs to seek out the […]

Breaking News: Saddam Hussein is to write a children’s book to escape his execution!
This book will be distributed to Iraqi schools, some of Saddam’s attorneys told the Middle East correspondents of Misunderestimated Germans. They also disclosed a sample of themes:

Jihad isn’t cool!
What would Jesus do?
How I ever secretly loved the Kurds
Israel rulez!
God bless America!
Grandpa Saddam’s […]