M. M.: Frau Hillary, vielen Dank, dass Sie sich für dieses Interview Zeit genommen haben!
Hillary Clinton: I don’t speak German.
M. M.: Crap! I was hoping you’d buy my book later.
Hillary Clinton: Is it in German?
M. M.: Yes, but there are many English words in it. I could highlight them for you if you like.
Hillary Clinton: […]

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MM: Mr. President, it’s an honor to have you as a guest on our little blog.
CLINTON: I know! What’s a blog?
MM: It’s a kind of website.
CLINTON: Oh, like the ones with all the naked ladies? I love those! Actually I’m a member of quite a few.
MM: I don’t doubt that for a […]

Dear Mahmoud,
Thanks for taking the time to write your thoughtful letter. I appreciate you educating me about history, geography, democracy, military strategy, geopolitics, science, technology and eology, since these weren’t my favorite subjects in school.
I’d appreciate it if you would read my letter on TV to your 68 million citizens to help us both forge […]

You’ve probably heard that Neil Young is about to release his new album “Living with War”. On the Fox News Website I found the lyrics to one of his songs “Let’s impeach the President”. I took the liberty to come up with my own version of this song and I would like to introduce it […]

When I was a kid some of the most popular jokes were the “Mommie! Mommie!” jokes. Here is an example:
“Mommie! Mommie! Everybody at school is saying my feet are too big!”
“That’s ridiculous! Now go put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner.”
Funny, huh? Well, I liked them and this is my favorite one:
“Mommie! […]

Thank God, Homeland Security got all the names of the suspects!

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