Archive for the 'Germany' Category

Clashing Mindsets

Monday, March 6th, 2006

When I went to Germany to snatch my Little Rib away from “evil socialism”, she was excited at first. America! Land of opportunities! Land of Ben Affleck! Land of shopping 24/7!
Her enthusiasm soon gave way to the bitter realization that most people actually speak English and rarely understand German.
“This stinks!” she told me, in German, […]

We are s(th)inking…

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Improve your English

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Eternal Evil

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

What Jews have been to many Germans a few decades ago, seems to be the American President of the United States, George W. Bush, to the Germans today. He is the evil and the reason for almost everything. He is the cause for the hurricanes Katrina and Rita, he is the reason for global warming, […]

Merkel unblogged

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

My boss asked me yesterday: “So how do you think the Bush-Merkel meeting will turn out today?” I almost dropped my 4×8 wood board and stopped looking busy for a second because the big event had totally slipped my mind. How’s that for a self-proclaimed blogger for American-German relations? That’s almost like Michael Moore forgetting […]

Mr. Bush, tear down this prison!

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

Remember last year’s election in Germany? What a mess that was! I wouldn’t want to be chancellor over there right now, let alone chancellorette. I don’t delve into German politics too much but I think it’s safe to say that Frau Merkel will have a tough time getting anything accomplished in the next four years. […]

Men to be to blame for climate change!

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

The feminazis of the German “Leitstelle Geschlechtergerechtigkeit und Nachhaltigkeit” (Control Center for Gender Justice and Sustainability) are convincing the entire world with their jabberwocky at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Montreal:
“Montreal (CNSNews.com) - The debate over climate change evolved into a battle of the sexes Monday at the 11th annual United Nations Climate […]

No. 51 — That would be nice

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

As far as I’m concerned, I would accept this new Capitol