Let’s impeach Neil Young
You’ve probably heard that Neil Young is about to release his new album “Living with War”. On the Fox News Website I found the lyrics to one of his songs “Let’s impeach the President”. I took the liberty to come up with my own version of this song and I would like to introduce it to the world. If you don’t like my exquisite rhymes, don’t complain here! I just tried to copy Young’s impeccable style and I think I’ve nailed it:
Let’s impeach Neil Young
Let’s impeach Neil Young for slander
And leading our country into hatred
Abusing the gift he’s been given
And using our money for crack.
He’s the man who hired all the singers
The MTV shadows who pose in front of open doors
and talk crap to fit with their delusional stories
Of why we have to send our heroes to war
Let’s impeach Neil Young for imposing
On citizens inside their own homes
his terrible views of our President
by singing his songs on our radios
What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
How did he come up with that question?
Well, he must have left his brains at home that day!
Let’s impeach Neil Young
For hijacking our deepest believes that we need protected
Providing the dumb with lame songs
And leaving the smart neglected
Thank God your career is almost at an end
Maybe one more Grammy but then it’s time to say your good-byes
Don’t worry, old Young, Hollywood will hold your hand
And make a movie about you filled with lies
Thank God?
Oi vey!
Comment by Bill Brown - April 28, 2006 @ 11:26 am
You’re an idiot.
Comment by Jan - April 28, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
Thanks! I don’t think I’ve ever written anything better!
Comment by Michael Meyn - April 28, 2006 @ 4:26 pm
>Thanks! I don’t think I’ve ever written anything better!
You’re right!
Comment by rc - April 28, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
I’m not for impeaching Bush. Not because I don’t think he’s guilty of “high crimes and misdemeanors” as called for in the constitution, but because his position as chief executive makes him pretty unassailable, and the whole thing would turn into a political circus, worse than the last time when a bunch of political bottom-feeders impeached the sitting president over a blowjob.
Comment by ralphieboy - April 29, 2006 @ 2:19 am
Sorry, ralphieboy, the charge against Clinton was perjury.
Comment by Bill Brown - April 29, 2006 @ 6:52 am
BB,
yes, he lied about a blowjob. Or didn’t depending on how you define “all the way” (does third base count?) and what “was” really was in its context.
Comment by ralphieboy - April 29, 2006 @ 10:10 am
@ Ralphieboy
Clinton lied. He was asked in specific detail about his contact. (do your own search……here is one: http://www.slate.com/id/1002007 , it supports your view) The courts, however, took away his law license. They also awarded Paula Jones compensation. They disagreed with your view.
He took advantage of a young woman. Does it not concern you that a man in power used that draw to prey on a young woman? If a CEO had done the same thing with an intern would you think it was OK?
Is it OK to get a young woman up to your hotel room, using state police, and then expose yourself?
Do you have a daughter..or sister?
The President of the United States should NOT have to define the word “is”. Clinton should never have put himself in that position!
Comment by jlwb - April 29, 2006 @ 7:37 pm
jlwb,
the CLinton impeachment was a political circus that did nobody any good, not even his Republican opponents.
Impeaching Bush would also degenerate into a slogfest that would help nobody in this country.
You can do whatever else you want with the “evidence” against Clinton, After all, “is ” is not not was it used to be , isn’t it?
Comment by ralphieboy - April 29, 2006 @ 10:04 pm