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When I was a kid some of the most popular jokes were the “Mommie! Mommie!” jokes. Here is an example:

“Mommie! Mommie! Everybody at school is saying my feet are too big!”

“That’s ridiculous! Now go put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner.”

Funny, huh? Well, I liked them and this is my favorite one:

“Mommie! Mommie! I don’t want to go to America!”

“Shut up and keep swimming!”

This entry was posted by Michael Meyn on Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 at 12:06 am and is filed under Miscellaneous, Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or a trackback from your own site.

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  1. How about:

    “Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to give birth in America”

    “Shut up and keep pushing”

    or

    “Mommy, mommy, it’s hot and crowded in the back of this coyote van”

    “Shut up and stop breathing!”

    Comment by ralphieboy - April 22, 2006 @ 9:08 am

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