Archive for April, 2006

This Story is Cheesy

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

If you want to change my mood from grumpy to ecstatic, all you need to do is give me a big chunk of cheese. My favorite kinds are probably Gouda and Swiss, although I have to say that the holes in the latter bother me a lot. I don’t even understand how they got there. […]

Let’s impeach Neil Young

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

You’ve probably heard that Neil Young is about to release his new album “Living with War”. On the Fox News Website I found the lyrics to one of his songs “Let’s impeach the President”. I took the liberty to come up with my own version of this song and I would like to introduce it […]

Speaking of Immigration

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

When I was a kid some of the most popular jokes were the “Mommie! Mommie!” jokes. Here is an example:
“Mommie! Mommie! Everybody at school is saying my feet are too big!”
“That’s ridiculous! Now go put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner.”
Funny, huh? Well, I liked them and this is my favorite one:
“Mommie! […]

Eat in Peace

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Any questions, Dummycrats?

Friday, April 7th, 2006

Dummygration Problem

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

Becoming a citizen of the United States is a long and (sometimes) nerve wrecking process. The naturalization itself can be completed within eight to twelve months, but the whole procedure from the first work permit to the day one actually becomes an American citizen will take many years. There’s tons of forms to fill out, […]