Archive for February, 2006

Danish Host interviews Mohammed and Aisha

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

A Danish TV station acquired the exclusive rights for an interview with the Islamic prophet Muhammed and his favorite wife Aisha. Look what happened:
“Sorry, but some blasphemous infidels cut off my …”
Btw: Don’t know if this language really is Danish, but for my German ears it sounds like

Brain? What brain?

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Have I ever told you how much I love the website of these crazy guys? They are hilarious!

A gold coin for your thoughts, my dear!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Things will be different should Bush decide to invade Iran. This time Europe won’t be able to whine about the USA starting an unjustified war. The President of Iran, Mamoooh Ahhmadshahm-uh-harrashut, came up with the fabulous idea for a talent search: A few gold coins for the funniest cartoons on the Holocaust.
I can’t wait to […]

Super Bowl

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

My neighbor was in tears. A big guy, 6′ 4″ tall, crying like a baby. I ran into him at the dumpster out in the parking lot.
“What’s the matter?” I asked him.
“It’s nothing.” He wiped the tears off his cheeks.
“Alright, I won’t ask then.”
“It’s my damn wife! I really don’t ask for much but once […]

No-Appeasement-Attitude

Saturday, February 4th, 2006

I know, I know, it has been very quiet on our little English blog for a while. That’s mostly because it has been anything but quiet on our German blog Gegenstimme for almost two weeks now. When Jürgen decided to post the 12 caricatures of the prophet Muhammad he had no idea what he had […]