Archive for January, 2006

Hillary is all-in

Monday, January 30th, 2006

It is so amusing to watch Hillary Clinton trying to find her place in the Dummycrat’s Party. For the longest time she has been side-stepping slowly and carefully to the right (the center to some) just to see if she could attract new voters, should she decide to run for President. The mainstream press has […]

“I try not to demonize them”

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

The last time I had morning sickness, Angelina Jolie announced that she was pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. It wasn’t so much of a shocker to me, it’s just that I tend to put myself in someone else’s shoes when I read about their lives. But I had been ok for a while, the baby […]

Dear Mr. Mamoooh Ahhmadshahm-uh-harrashut!

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Greetings from the Misunderestimated Germans! We are pleased to tell you, mighty President, that we have bad news and bad news for you. We’d let you choose but since we don’t have time to wait for your decision we’ll give you the bad news first:
It looks like you are going to get a serious spanking […]

Are you derived from a speck?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Found a wonderful polemic piece at MichNews negating the scientism of evolution theory. It is written by a non-scientist, of course. Possibly that’s why I like it so much. Are you ready, dear ex-protozoan?
First of all, evolution is a crock.
Auspicious beginning, isn’t it?
It takes a lot of faith to believe that I came […]

Of Mice, Turkeys and “Men”

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

Alright, I admit it: I love American Idol! It’s a fantastic show. Simon is a jerk but most of the time he is right. If I had to sit through thousands of auditions I would not only be a mean s.o.b., I’d reject 50% of the people the second they walked through the door. On […]

Don’t Reid My Report!

Friday, January 20th, 2006

The bad thing about Harry Reid is that he is the senator of the state I live in. The good thing about him is that he is the Senate Minority Leader. That’s where he belongs. That’s where America needs him.
If you ask me, Reid is one of the most condescending, arrogant and annoying politicians the […]

The Arguably Most Lunatic Intellectual Alive

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Noam Chomsky said Iran would be “crazy” not to develop nuclear weapons.
Speaking Tuesday to an audience of over 1,000 at University College, Dublin — Ireland’s largest university — Chomsky said, “No sane person wants Iran to have nuclear weapons,” but added that the Islamic republic had to respond to alleged threats from Israel and the […]

Eternal Evil

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

What Jews have been to many Germans a few decades ago, seems to be the American President of the United States, George W. Bush, to the Germans today. He is the evil and the reason for almost everything. He is the cause for the hurricanes Katrina and Rita, he is the reason for global warming, […]