Found at A Peoples Cube

In an unprecedented twist following the Iraqi elections, a newly formed Iraqi resistance group calling itself “Swords of Democracy” has demanded that all Western left-wing journalists and anti-war activists currently in Iraq must cease their activities, leave the country within 24 hours, and stop their incessant anti-American propaganda, or else. The news came shortly after FoxNews Channel broadcast a statement by a 77 years old Iraqi voter, who exclaimed, “Anybody who doesn’t appreciate what America has done and President Bush, let them go to hell.”

The group has released a video showing a collection of handcuffed and quivering Western hostages, later identified as a Reuters journalist, a CNN reporter, two Code Pink activists, an International ANSWER functionary, a Democratic US Senator, and members of various communist and anarchist factions, including Christian Peacemaker Teams.

“Enough is enough,” a masked group leader said to the camera in good English with a soft Iraqi accent. “We have given these clowns a lot of credit in the past. Their premise that we can’t govern ourselves without a fascist dictator was insulting to our intelligence, but we forgave them, believing that they were well-intentioned, albeit misguided nutjobs. Their slights were offensive but we thought they had been misinformed about what life had been like under Saddam Hussein. We pitied them because we knew they had been mentally abused by communist professors in college. But how many more innocent Iraqis must die at the hands of Zarqawi and his foreign goons before the spoiled buffoons in the West realize that supporting terrorists and opposing democratic forces is not only diabolically immoral, but also atrociously criminal!” [Read it all]

This entry was posted by Juergen Krafzik on Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 at 7:42 pm and is filed under Moonbats & Idiotarians, Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or a trackback from your own site.