Due to several slightly concerning statements by the Iranian Head of State, the UN, pressured by the EU, demands a “constructive peace dialogue” between the Zionistic aggressor Israel and the peace-loving Mullahs. The first meeting takes place in Iran and Sharon flies to Teheran.

During the course of the dialogue he needs to seek out the restroom.

He enters a truly impressive bathroom, which is completely made of marble and gold. Lighting, music and even scents can be controlled by numerous buttons on the wall, labeled in multiple languages. But one button is labeled only in Hebrew and reads:

“Do not press under any circumstances!”

Sharon pushes the button anyway; an opening in the wall becomes visible and a roll of toilet paper appears, the finest and softest tissues with verses of the Talmud written on it.

A few weeks later Ahmadinejad travels to Jerusalem, looking forward to checking out the restrooms. And indeed, he too finds many labeled buttons on the wall. All of them in multiple languages, except one which reads in only Farsi and Arabic: “Do not press under any circumstances!”

“Gotcha!” he rejoices. “Koran-toilet-paper! That’s the international provocation I need!”

He pushes the button but nothing happens. No toilet paper appears.

“Jewish technology isn’t what it used to be,” he thinks and pushes the button again…and again with no visible change.

He returns to the meeting and finds Sharon with an uncomfortable look on his face.

“I have something to confess to you,” Sharon says, “When I visited you in Teheran I pushed the button that released the, uhm, printed toilet paper.”

“And?” Ahmadinejad asks smugly. “How did you like it?”

Sharon replies: “It’s ok. But I hope you didn’t push the similar button in our bathroom, did you?”

“Well, to be honest, I did.”

Sharon seems bewildered. “What? How could you do that? It specifically says…”

Ahmadinejad interrupts: “Please, calm down. I tried it three times and nothing happened.”

But Sharon is outraged: “THREE nuclear bombs on Iranian nuclear facilities and you call that nothing happened?!”

This entry was posted by Juergen Krafzik on Thursday, December 15th, 2005 at 9:57 am and is filed under Middle East, Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site:

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